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Parole Officer 

hello, are not you my parole policeman? - gulpeg

Virginity Joke 

Don't worry sir, she'll never ever get rid of her virginity once more! - CaptNagrom

Condom $$$

could i borrow $5? i am entirely of condoms. - reddituser112

Warlizard player 

Hey, are you that man through the Warlizard Gaming Forums? - darryshan

In Bed

We'll have the lady in bed by 8 and residence by 8:15! - PainMatrix

Daddy No. 2

At the dinner table, girlfriend claims, "daddy please go the sodium". 
You and her father both reach for it. - Generati0nY 

Group Dog

I wish which wasn't your pet exterior. - a_durrrrr

No Plans

No, I don't really have any programs your future.- akaioi

Dad's Work
 "I'm a big enthusiast of the work sir." - Pasalacqua87